Sunday, June 12, 2011

VIDEO: Conan O?Brien delivers hilarious speech at Dartmouth commencement

Conan O?Brien braved unusually cold weather in New Hampshire and delivered non-stop humor at Darmouth?s commencement for its class of 2011 this Sunday.

Some highlights:

  • Incidentally, speaking of Mr. Zuckerberg, only at Harvard would somebody have to invent a massive social network just to talk with someone in the next room.
  • New Hampshire is such a special place. � When I arrived I took a deep breath of this crisp New England air and thought, ?Wow, I?m in the state that?s next to the state where Ben and Jerry?s ice cream is made.?
  • Because if Harvard, Yale, and Princeton are your self-involved, vain, name-dropping older brothers, you are the cool, sexually confident, Lacrosse playing younger sibling who knows how to throw a party and looks good in a down vest. �Brown, of course, is your lesbian sister who never leaves her room. �And Penn, Columbia, and Cornell ?..well, frankly, who gives a shit.
  • At the end of my final program with NBC, just before signing off, I said ?Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen. ? Today, receiving this honor and speaking to the Dartmouth Class of 2011 from behind a tree-trunk, I have never believed that more.

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